Showing posts with label tips and trick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tips and trick. Show all posts

Friday, December 31, 2010

FACEBOOK

 is annoying jika mereka....



1. Like their own post

rasa agak kasihan pabila melihat tuan punya post meng-like post sendiri. And lagi kesian bila dia sorang je yang like. *koya seko disitu. 



(* meaning = koya seekor/berseorangan/ solo/bersendirian/all by yourself atau synonym = syok sendiri)






2. Camwhoring all da way

I am not sure this is annoying or not. But ada certain gambar camwhore yang annoying..But ada certain yang boleh di terima pakai. Contohnya, camwhoring di dalam toilet itu boleh diterima pakai, because selalunya lighting public toilet bayar 50 sen- RM1  ini lawo.I tahu la based on my own experience..hihii...tapi awkward situation melanda pabila anda masukkan sekali gambar toilet bowl sebagai background.




tengok video dibawah untuk menajamkan skill camwhore anda...watch and learn....







3. Application games yang menjengkelkan

I play games too ya know. Right now I play CityVille yang dah berjangkit dan merebak ke Mr Tigeria, adik Mr Tigeria, Akak Mr Tigeria, Imran (adik I) and Ijat (adik I lagi sorang). The game is addictive and you akan rasa nak buka setiap hari. But fellas bear in mind, kalau nak hantar request minta *Energy ke, minta *Snowball ke, minta* Ice Skates ke ( * hanya tertakluk pada pemain CityVille, harap maklum) sila tekan dulu yang ni...





nampak yang bulat merah tu? so you won't mengacau hidup orang lain yang tak addicted seperti anda. Kacaulah orang yang addicted seperti anda sahaja.




4. Emo post


" engkau sorang je yang betul!"
" kenapa hidupku begini..."
" bilalah hati luka ini hendak sembuh"
"pegi mampus sama lu menyusahkan hidup, kecik2 taknak mati"


rekaan semata-mata...I am capable of composing emo post jua... seeloknya..post la something di fb yang memberi kebaikan kepada umat sejagat. Kita dapat pahala, orang lain dapat manfaat. Kalau hendak bercekerama drama swasta, bina belog seperti I, tulis post KOYA SEKO.. dan nescaya anda tidak akan menggangu HOME page sape-sape di FB. This goes to me too..I pun selalu sahaje meng-post mesej-mesej kurang bermanfaat. Mungkin tahun baru ni I akan post hadis-hadis pula? Amin.......... =)



Anyway.........CHEERS!







Monday, December 13, 2010

cara stalking readers blog


can you see da red tag..small tag dekat tepi belog MTM ni? da one yang sometimes berubah-rubah nombor..sometimes 2. sometimes 16 terus..sometimes 1..tapi most of the time 1 je..hihi...belog tak femes la kate kan.

anyway..I found it very interesting...because you see.. bile ade orang datang belog..dia tunjuk the exact number of people.


and when you click on the red tag and a new tab will be opened.


and as you can see....in the red circle..ade dashboard, readers, maps,history. and when you click on the "maps" this will come out.....





I paling suke tekan maps.. sebab I dapat tahu readers yang sedang bace blog I datang dari mane. and kalau reader tu masih buke blog..die akan bercahaya..glowing-glowing..nampak x? yang map dekat atas ni just tunjuk ada 2 readers sedang baca blog MTM... 1 glow dekat Malaysia.. 1 lagi glow dekat UK.. mesti kawan I nih..


Bile korang tekan "readers" korang boleh tahu readers tengah bace post yang mane..siap boleh tahu die bace brape lame..hihihi...


hebat tak hebat tak??







Wednesday, April 14, 2010

da ugly truth



gmbar x pandang camera *konon2 pemalu*



Have you ever encounter anyone with these characteristics?



1. always boasting about themselves (possessions,looks, achievements, boyfriends, etc...)

2. always criticizing the way you look in a bad manner (you look ugly in that/your too fat/ you are not pretty)

3. Can't except suggestions because they think that they are good enough

4. They walk with pride, craving for attentions, wanting people to notice them



believe it or not...if you have any of the signs...it indicate that you have a low self esteem!

Monday, April 12, 2010

put a ring on it man!




what is that? =P


what pop up in your mind once you hear/read the word RING?

proposal?
engagement?
relationship?

commitment?

relationship?
ring file?
telephone?


(ignore the last 2 points please..really dont know where does that come from...)


anyway..what im trying to say is, as the word RING itself indicate a lot of meaning..then there must be a lot of ways for man to present it to their love ones. here's a few suggestion by us ( my friends and I)


1. put it in your hair....the girl might notice it as a bug, cockroach,etc..and she will be like " what the hell is on your head..don't you wash your hair? you should use sunsilk like i do..then you wont get this shiny dandruff....bla bla bla..bla bla... owh wait..its a ring!"


2. buy a new pair of socks for her..and put it inside....once she wear it she will feel the ring and she will be like, " why don't you check the socks first before you gave it to me? there's a funny bumpy thing inside and the colour is sooo not my taste..duh~ *rolling eyes* owh wait...its a ring!"

3. put it in a slice of cake for and gave it to her..hoping she won't swallow it.. and she will be like, " what the.........can't you afford a secret recipe cake for god sake? and i think there's a stone in this cake..are you trying to kill me?? owh..wait a minute..its a ring!"

Monday, March 29, 2010

tips how to treat waitresses (they are human being too!)





I once worked as a part time waitress in Pizza Hut at Mahkota Parade, Melaka while waiting for my SPM result. It was a very useful experience for me and I really wish I can do it again! Things that I’ve learn….

1. Malaysian rarely leave any tips for the waitress… most of the waitresses work like 8 hours straight (especially the night shift) and if they can still smile at you nicely… they do deserve some tip..But if they don’t smile at you… just give them a spank! (hehe,,kidding…)



2. Bear in mind…not all waitresses are uneducated .don’t treat them like they are below you r standard. Some of the waitresses who I’d work with got 10A1 for their SPM. One of them got promotion to pursue their study in UK..(ehm2…)they might be smarter than you. They just simply wanna work there to gain some experience, rather than “goyang kaki”at home and do nothing.



3. Emm..FYI… don’t ever ask the waitresses why the service charge or the tax is too high… they don’t know why…



4. Most foreigners are very friendly compared to our local citizen… (it’s based on my experience…might be differ in other situation though)




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5. When the waitresses smile at you and introduce themselves to you, it is not because they wanna flirt with you…it’s the procedure..heheh

Saturday, March 27, 2010

the right way to flirt




having problems with girls?

1. if you wanna flirt with GIRLS, please dude...give your number first instead of asking our number. If we're that into you..probably we will call, sms or whatever. because you see.... if we don't , just move on and please try later!

2. just don't make those stupid sounds..( phewitt!... and some other annoying sound)you know what we mean right... because that makes you look stupid. you know..... we prefer a gentleman or a cool dude..not an uncivilized one.

3. don't use 18 sx words to compliment us. first of all, we won't take it as a compliment...second of all..its a very sicko act... and it makes you sound like a pervert.

4. If we calls or sms you, introduce yourself first. it will look proper... don't bombard us with the ASL (age, sex, location) questions right away. you will look desperate and impatient. Just take it easy..take your time to know us.we would appreciate that.

5. Don't call us sweetheart, honey ,baby or anything you thing is sweet at the beginning of the friendship. again, it will sound desperate and it is not sweet at all.

any objections or addition? =P

Thursday, December 3, 2009

F.Y.I stands for....for ur information

most of my frens started to feel BORED........ is da holiday to long? HAHAHA........ its funny though.....to think dat we were always hoping for holiday to start, and when it started, we want it to end quickly. and F.Y.I.... dats the nature of human........never feel satisfied with anything they get.




As for me.......honestly...i do feel bored too. Boredom is natural, so dont feel guilty about it. But i always look forward on interesting new things every single day. today, i 'll be going to the cinema.... (hopefully....)and just thinking about it.make me excited...tomorrow......im going to Surabaya.......then i'll be going to KLIA to fetch my grandparents from haj.... then, who knows wut other interesting stuff i might come up with.



so da tip for today is....... (ade ke tip hari2?hee~) always try to renew your activity every single day.... get a new hair cut...manicure/pedicure...jogging.....exploring.......and even studying...(lalalala~) we are teenagers.....Enjoy your life to the fullest! (KATA REMAJA~~)

Sunday, June 14, 2009

MARRY ME

today....after looking through a wedding magazine…. somehow gives me some inspiration on how my weddings gonna be (~~~light coming from da sky~~~)….



1. its gonna be at da most stunning beach



2. of course outdoor!



3. many3 white and pale pink roses



4. chocolate….chocolate all da way ( until melimpah ke ladang gandum~~)



5. fruits dip in chocolate ( preferably…strawberry…)



6.nice…..sleek….fitting….one of a kind….made-just-for-me wedding gown…( im a modern cinderella ok!)



7. glass slipper??



8.cute teddy bear gift for da kids…



9. instead of bunga telor…im thinking on giving da real rose as bunga telor…pretty nice huh? (maybe i should start planting roses now…)



10.emm…………..can i have mcd ???



11. of course da handsome groom (duh~~~)



okies…i think that if enough for now… im thinking of a simple kind of wedding..u know..with simple colours.not tooo bright..mybe just…white..peach or cream….instead of followng da trendiest trend of wedding……because u see..da problem with trend is…it will eventually will fade.. so its nicer and safer to choose da one that tidak ditelan zaman rite?


dis is my boys list wish for da big day…



1. he wanted to wear a vampire costume..( hmm..vampire vs cinderella. very……………….. unique..)



2. he wants me to be his bride (se….i’ve told u he’s da sweetest ever..)



3. anything else dat i want…..( mcd??)





NICE DRESS RITE?



sooo…dats about it….its just a planning u see..( mybe more to fantasy) but it is possible rite? i mean, you just get married once in a lifetime….so why dont celebrate it to da fullest? its worth it though…its a life time memory…and ur children might want to see your pic, maybe your grandchildren, your great grandchildren…even great great grand childrengreat great great grand children..( you get da picture….) so why dont spend a lil bit more than usual da big day?




Saturday, June 13, 2009

how to woo a girl

HOW TO WOO A GIRL NAMED AMIRA ( BUKAN NAME SBNR...)



sweet~~



1. drink 5++ glass of pepsi to impress her (and get gastric after dat..)




2. ask for her number everytimes she walk by (even though ur friend said it seems stupid)




3. willing to drive for 2 hours to send her home (add another 2 hours to go back to ur home)





4. keep her pink teddy bear gift in your car ( lol...greatest challenge of all...)





5. buy two slices of her fav secret recipes cheese cake as her bufday cake ( one for u..one for me...just da 2 of us..why waste on buying da whole cake??)





6. be a good poet..


if im da sun who changes ur life..

ur da light which brighten my days

ur da sun's wife.




its full proved! try it....



im wooed!


Friday, June 12, 2009

food!


what you should not EAT during your first date.hihihi……



1. burger-especially da big one like big mac…(even Ramli’s burger if you ask me)….except if you can cut it into tiny2 pieces and eat like a princess..


try to eat this...


2. crab-now, why do you want to eat that creature in da first place? anyway….it is impossible…you heard me…….99.9 % possibilty that you canNOT eat that animal gracefully.so to be safe..dont!



crab : i wanna cut ur tongue...


3. Orange- i dont mean da limau mandarin..what i mean is da limau that you must cut it first before you eat..ala…you get what i mean right? that one is also a no no…just imagine…what does it feel to be walking with a person whose shirt is full of orange splater….just imagine…



orange : muahahaha!!( evil~~~)


4.cincau drink (ahaks!)- well….it is nothing really…just avoid yourself from spilling da drink on your date dress of course!..daaa….( actually, dont spill any drinks on your date’s baju…da cincau part is specially dedicated to my cayang..huhu..sorry cayang…this page is for you..)



it not my fault....da glass is not big enough!!


5.ice cream- i scream! you scream! we all scream!!!…if you decided to eat ice cream without tissue. tissue is essential. …believe me..it is.



if its baskin robbins...i dont mind..hehe


6. spaghetti- this one….i have to pass. i really3 cant eat spaghetti or any mee without da kuah tumpah on my tudung. so…..i just eat it if im wearing da black tudung…hihihi (my dirty little secret.. to avoid being dirty)



yummy..


well….that is just my opinion though…either you agree or not…depends. and if you have a nice, sporting and caring boyfriend (like my mr tiger!) then you dont have to worry much.he wont care…..(love is blind anyway…) or if you have a boyfriend who eats just like you do..( like my tiger too…huhuhu) just laugh about it…hey..its not everyday you make a fool of yourself in front of him right?



p.s. i have my own trick….let him wipe it for you if you are comot while eating (huhu…opss..another dirty little secret revealed!) just to manja2 la…. (and..why is this in red..i wonder..)



Tuesday, May 12, 2009

FIRSTLY....


im on top of da world!!!!



ok2….hye guyz! im soooooooo thrilled to be able to make my first debute.theeeee….nway….actually, im not very fond of blogging at 1st.




well…..that happen after i read one article which conclude that blogging is a trashy2 thingy…and it revealed all of our secret! (even da dirty one..uuuuuu..) but then…..i went to this blog (by accident actually) and i find that..it is pretty fun..




believe me..it is fun….here are a few evidences ( as cited by me!..ahaks)



1.you can fool people that you are very3 tremendously good in english writing (there ’s a spelling check!…cool…)




2. you can show your innocent sweet little angel side here..(by posting only da good thing of course…like…studying is fun,assignment give a lot of benefit, respect your bloody younger brother even though they make a mess in your room…..etc..)




3. da best of all, i can share my knowledge with all of u! (even though im not really knowledgeable….yet!)




ok2…maybe da 1st two option is quite….well……not appropriate..but hey…trust me..there are people out there who did that.huhu….(even me sometimes…)




anyway…..da only reason why i choose to write in english is to improve my english ok..no biggy…im tesl student after all…sooo, because of that, and because of my english is not very “nice” (my vocab and grammar are terrible i tell you! terrible!!!) i would appreciate it if da visitor (if i have any la) would kindly correct me if i do anything wrong ok!