(* meaning = koya seekor/berseorangan/ solo/bersendirian/all by yourself atau synonym = syok sendiri)
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I once worked as a part time waitress in Pizza Hut at Mahkota Parade, Melaka while waiting for my SPM result. It was a very useful experience for me and I really wish I can do it again! Things that I’ve learn….
1. Malaysian rarely leave any tips for the waitress… most of the waitresses work like 8 hours straight (especially the night shift) and if they can still smile at you nicely… they do deserve some tip..But if they don’t smile at you… just give them a spank! (hehe,,kidding…)
2. Bear in mind…not all waitresses are uneducated .don’t treat them like they are below you r standard. Some of the waitresses who I’d work with got 10A1 for their SPM. One of them got promotion to pursue their study in UK..(ehm2…)they might be smarter than you. They just simply wanna work there to gain some experience, rather than “goyang kaki”at home and do nothing.
3. Emm..FYI… don’t ever ask the waitresses why the service charge or the tax is too high… they don’t know why…
4. Most foreigners are very friendly compared to our local citizen… (it’s based on my experience…might be differ in other situation though)
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5. When the waitresses smile at you and introduce themselves to you, it is not because they wanna flirt with you…it’s the procedure..heheh
1. its gonna be at da most stunning beach
2. of course outdoor!
3. many3 white and pale pink roses
4. chocolate….chocolate all da way ( until melimpah ke ladang gandum~~)
5. fruits dip in chocolate ( preferably…strawberry…)
6.nice…..sleek….fitting….one of a kind….made-just-for-me wedding gown…( im a modern cinderella ok!)
7. glass slipper??
8.cute teddy bear gift for da kids…
9. instead of bunga telor…im thinking on giving da real rose as bunga telor…pretty nice huh? (maybe i should start planting roses now…)
10.emm…………..can i have mcd ???
11. of course da handsome groom (duh~~~)
okies…i think that if enough for now… im thinking of a simple kind of wedding..u know..with simple colours.not tooo bright..mybe just…white..peach or cream….instead of followng da trendiest trend of wedding……because u see..da problem with trend is…it will eventually will fade.. so its nicer and safer to choose da one that tidak ditelan zaman rite?
dis is my boys list wish for da big day…
1. he wanted to wear a vampire costume..( hmm..vampire vs cinderella. very……………….. unique..)
2. he wants me to be his bride (se….i’ve told u he’s da sweetest ever..)
3. anything else dat i want…..( mcd??)
sooo…dats about it….its just a planning u see..( mybe more to fantasy) but it is possible rite? i mean, you just get married once in a lifetime….so why dont celebrate it to da fullest? its worth it though…its a life time memory…and ur children might want to see your pic, maybe your grandchildren, your great grandchildren…even great great grand children…great great great grand children..( you get da picture….) so why dont spend a lil bit more than usual da big day?
1. burger-especially da big one like big mac…(even Ramli’s burger if you ask me)….except if you can cut it into tiny2 pieces and eat like a princess..
try to eat this...
2. crab-now, why do you want to eat that creature in da first place? anyway….it is impossible…you heard me…….99.9 % possibilty that you canNOT eat that animal gracefully.so to be safe..dont!
crab : i wanna cut ur tongue...
3. Orange- i dont mean da limau mandarin..what i mean is da limau that you must cut it first before you eat..ala…you get what i mean right? that one is also a no no…just imagine…what does it feel to be walking with a person whose shirt is full of orange splater….just imagine…
orange : muahahaha!!( evil~~~)
4.cincau drink (ahaks!)- well….it is nothing really…just avoid yourself from spilling da drink on your date dress of course!..daaa….( actually, dont spill any drinks on your date’s baju…da cincau part is specially dedicated to my cayang..huhu..sorry cayang…this page is for you..)
it not my fault....da glass is not big enough!!
5.ice cream- i scream! you scream! we all scream!!!…if you decided to eat ice cream without tissue. tissue is essential. …believe me..it is.
if its baskin robbins...i dont mind..hehe
6. spaghetti- this one….i have to pass. i really3 cant eat spaghetti or any mee without da kuah tumpah on my tudung. so…..i just eat it if im wearing da black tudung…hihihi (my dirty little secret.. to avoid being dirty)
yummy..
well….that is just my opinion though…either you agree or not…depends. and if you have a nice, sporting and caring boyfriend (like my mr tiger!) then you dont have to worry much.he wont care…..(love is blind anyway…) or if you have a boyfriend who eats just like you do..( like my tiger too…huhuhu) just laugh about it…hey..its not everyday you make a fool of yourself in front of him right?
p.s. i have my own trick….let him wipe it for you if you are comot while eating (huhu…opss..another dirty little secret revealed!) just to manja2 la…. (and..why is this in red..i wonder..)
ok2….hye guyz! im soooooooo thrilled to be able to make my first debute.theeeee….nway….actually, im not very fond of blogging at 1st.
well…..that happen after i read one article which conclude that blogging is a trashy2 thingy…and it revealed all of our secret! (even da dirty one..uuuuuu..) but then…..i went to this blog (by accident actually) and i find that..it is pretty fun..
believe me..it is fun….here are a few evidences ( as cited by me!..ahaks)
1.you can fool people that you are very3 tremendously good in english writing (there ’s a spelling check!…cool…)
2. you can show your innocent sweet little angel side here..(by posting only da good thing of course…like…studying is fun,assignment give a lot of benefit, respect your bloody younger brother even though they make a mess in your room…..etc..)
3. da best of all, i can share my knowledge with all of u! (even though im not really knowledgeable….yet!)
ok2…maybe da 1st two option is quite….well……not appropriate..but hey…trust me..there are people out there who did that.huhu….(even me sometimes…)
anyway…..da only reason why i choose to write in english is to improve my english ok..no biggy…im tesl student after all…sooo, because of that, and because of my english is not very “nice” (my vocab and grammar are terrible i tell you! terrible!!!) i would appreciate it if da visitor (if i have any la) would kindly correct me if i do anything wrong ok!